Vomit Lunch

[violetmemorial]

Okay everyone, I can't really sell this thing on Ebay, and the freight is going to cost a fuckton of money. So anyone in Colorado who has the money and wants it, it is all yours

Comments

[violetmemorial]

Thanks, I'll make sure to mention it if I get a serious buyer. I know $600 is a lot, but it would be worth it for someone who is really into the gross-out.

-C

[raincrow]

Damn if I 600 bucks I would totally buy it.

[violetmemorial]

You need a better job so you can buy it from me!

[raincrow]

Yes yes that I do, I don't disagree with you at all!

[ex_rosabel_b372]

I'm not squeamish in the least, but you managed to make me squeam (is "squeam" even a word?). seepage. Ewww.

I hope you are able to sell it. If I were in the market for a casket, I'd have no issues with buying a slightly used one... I think.

[violetmemorial]

Sorry, I know it's gross. That is why it isn't in the house. It freaks me out.
I wouldn't have a problem using it for me. I just don't want to have around for another 60 years, or until I die. I am getting cremated anyway, I don't wanna "seep".

-C

[tonjanolan]

what KIND of seepage are we talking about? have you thought about putting a little doggie door in one end of it and making it some sort of creepy ferret habitat? ;) i hope all is well with you and lily, and it looks like i will have my car back soon so maybe we can get together and have a play date...

[violetmemorial]

The human remains kind of seepage. ICKY!!!
The creepy ferret habitat would be an interesting thought. You could put a glass top on it and watch them scurry in and out...
I hope you are well. I would love to get together anytime you would like to. Where do you live again? If I remember correctly I thought you lived pretty close to me. Maybe we could do it this upcoming week, warmer weather might be nice so we could go to the park or something.
Take care!

-C

[fragranceoflife]

Dude, I'll tell Zac right away. he'll probably consider it.

Also, you may want to post this to bleakpersuasion, the Hearse site's LJ group.

Cheers!!!

~A

[violetmemorial]

If you would let them know I would appreciate it. I don't feel really comfortable with it because it isn't legal for me to sell it. I'm not even supposed to own the thing.

[fragranceoflife]

Can I post it to bleakpersuasion?

~A

[violetmemorial]

I guess, if you want to. I told Amy about it briefly. Do you know most of the people on that community? I just don't need any trouble, ya know? But if you do post it there I would just have the people email me about it. If they buy it they freight it.
I am going down to Reinke Brothers and Flossy McGrews as well. I know I could get more than $600 for it on Ebay, but I don't want to take the chance of getting busted. I guess you can if you want just use your best judgement.

[william_hotep]

I think the story is this: some CEO died in a helicopter crash somewhere off of Central America, and his corpse was shipped back to the states in aforementioned casket. It wasn't good enough for his family, however, so they purchased a nicer box for him. Since the casket was used, the funeral home just had it laying around. This is when the ex-boyfriend of an ex-girlfriend of mine snagged it, and I inherited it in time.

I painted it black, with black and white stripes in the little viewing door. It's a pretty shitty paint job, as it only had to look good in my old Red Room, which itself was a pretty shitty paint job. But, it's Goth as All Fuck.

As for the seepage, I think it was all removed with the inner lining. But you never know. I'm told the lining was quite... soiled.

:)

Bill

[violetmemorial]

Thank for clearing up the details, honey. I just want the thing gone. I guess maybe I should have let you try to sell it, but I am at home all day, so that makes it a bit easier for me to do. I love you bunches!!! Yay weekend! I will finally get some time with you. I miss you much.

-C