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[violetnonsense]

...why hasn't anyone ever come up with a good spell to take blood out of antique fabrics? I mean...there have to be other wizard antique enthusiasts, and...oh, bugger.
I will be cleaning up after this for the rest of my life, there is blood on my antique French toile, I don't want to think about how many galleons of damage were done, can a retail

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Private to Diggle.

[antonin]

Goodness, was that YOU? My, but you're aging badly, Dedalus. Hmm, how to put this?

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care.

P.S. Still celibate and unwanted?

Re: Private to Diggle.

[violetnonsense]

Well, it's obvious you don't care about me or any other people, for that matter -- I don't think there's room in your stupid queenly Russian heart -- but think of my toile, think of all the irreplacable...

There's never any use in arguing with you, is there? I am not aging badly [much better than you are]. And that question is beyond ludicrous.

Re: Private to Diggle.

[antonin]

Listen, you strangulation-fetishing little SHIT, I care lots about two, no THREE people and ha. Also, I think you need to find yourself an animate being to care about.

No, because I always win. And it is ludicrous because it is RHETORICAL.

Have fun snogging the drapes.

Re: Private to Diggle.

[violetnonsense]

There are many animate beings that I care about. Unfortunately, the great majority of them end up dead, and the funny thing is, I almost always have you to blame for it! [See, this goes back to the bit where I hate you.] I'd go on about fetishes and pots calling kettles black, but I really don't have the energy, I'm too busy picking up pieces of priceless irresistable antiques and oh, that's right, hating you.