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At first I didn't believe what I was hearing - side effect from the hangover - but apparently it is true and

...all-right, I knew you were a perverted lot, but really, this is going a step too far.
I'd ask what you want him for, but I'd be afraid of the answer.

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This will teach me to go on holiday...I mean, I'm never here when anything happens, no wonder everyone thinks I'm entirely completely useless. This is because I am entirely completely useless ( Read more... )

Oia is lovely this time of year, isn't it? There's something to be said for mainland Greece, but I prefer the islands.

I'm working on an all-over tan. Those skin-cancer-claims are obviously exaggerated.

Much nicer here doing nothing than pretending to be a useful human being, pretending to make a difference, having people refer to you as 'poof' ( Read more... )

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Neville.
You can stop owling me now, I'm just fine. Honestly. Finally sober again Being a drunk does not suit m--.
The same goes for any of the rest of you who might have been worried over me, which of course doesn't happen to be any of you.

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That poor Abbott girl, I really do need to apologise to her. I think I scared her half-to-death ( Read more... )

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...I'm far too old for this ( Read more... )

Paris is so disgusting. Luckily I'm apparating home in the morning -- I hate this city and I hate the French, with some notable exceptions, of course. It's just so dull, and I can think of many more civilised places I'd rather be.
Ingrid is a doll beyond compare, and if I wasn't so afraid of facing the wrath of Mister Larsson, my next stop would be ( Read more... )

December's been one of those times of year I've never really liked, not even when I was a child. Well...my parents used to throw amazingly lavish Christmas parties and those were nice, except for the year when Lavinia Cheswicke cornered me under the mistletoe. Frank and Alice were Christmas people, but I never was especially after theyOh, but this ( Read more... )

I'm home now, home-home, in Kent, which is comfortable and comforting and a relief, especially compared to Hogsmeade. I'll go and pick up the pieces [quite literally, in fact] and rebuild at some point, some point soon, hopefully, but for now...what is it they say, a change is good as a rest? Only I've already done the change and now I'm resting, ( Read more... )

...why hasn't anyone ever come up with a good spell to take blood out of antique fabrics? I mean...there have to be other wizard antique enthusiasts, and...oh, bugger.
I will be cleaning up after this for the rest of my life, there is blood on my antique French toile, I don't want to think about how many galleons of damage were done, can a retail ( Read more... )