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[violindsay]

Lindsay has had a long life filled with amazingness. The reason she doesn't update is that she's far too popular and is never home, she is always out partying with people like Corey Feldman and Oprah Winfrey. Lindsay, in all truth, is actually a 45 year old man. She has a great disguise because she doesn't want to face the fact that she's 45. It's

Comments

[if_iknewpicasso]

wtf you crazy

[violindsay]

I didn't write it, I swear

morgan hacked it

[if_iknewpicasso]

haha i know

i guessed it wasn't you

[violindsay]

my brain doesn't come up with weird things like that

[lilprincessmo]

omg yeah you are SOOOO fat, it's totally not a secret.

hahhahahahaha just kidding! I LOVE YOU!!!!

[violindsay]

I know I'm fat. finally coming to terms with my problems...

I LOVE YOU TOO!! and pyp really majorly sucks without you. it's boring and I sit in a corner the whole time and don't talk to anyone because they've formed one massive asian click which I am not a part of..obviously and it's really weird and I don't like it...but there are still some cool people like kendall and amy so it's ok. but SAD.

and I'm the only stupid kid in theory now...that realllly sucks

[if_iknewpicasso]

i'd be stupider

[wildstrawberri4]

ahh I suck at theory. and I doubt you're stupid at it

[theshineyone]

...ferret farm in cambodia??

...interesting

[violindsay]

lol you know you're jealous andrew

hey. i miss you
and your sister!
ahhh

[wildstrawberri4]

1. you are absolutely amazing
2. I want to meet oprah

[violindsay]

lol I know I know, it's all true

[puckhiggins]

Partying with Corey Feldman? Hmmmm, Lindsay might have to take me along to a party sometime. And Rick Moranis is at your door? We should totally swap lives.

:-)

Ferret Farm! lol

[puckhiggins]

Oh, and NO YOU'RE NOT FAT!

[violindsay]

HA that's what you think