I went to the Mariners-Phillies game last night and it was AMAZING. I was booing the Phillies and high-fiving Mariners fans like it was going out of style. Seriously, someone came up to me before the game and whispered “After tonight, it will no longer be socially acceptable to boo the Phillies and give out high-fives. Get it all out of your ( Read more... )

It's spring and everything is fresh and green once again. I ran around in the field across from my apartment complex and tried to catch baby grasshoppers as they flitted about. A bunch of mockingbirds were there doing the same thing. They're a lot better at catching grasshoppers than I am.

My New Year's resolution is to stop trying to change myself when it's everyone else who sucks.

The automatic soap dispensers in the Atlanta Airport are far more homo-erotic than they ever needed to be.

But the moon looked awesome tonight.

Someone told me they like to eat healthy so they have an apple muffin every morning. A muffin is not a legitimate meal to start the day. "Muffin" is simply a fancy word for "breakfast cupcake ( Read more... )

After a fairly reclusive 2007 holiday season, I have decided that I will make a point to attend Christmas parties. Not the boring ones thrown by my married friends, mind you. I'm going to the ones thrown by my single friends who still have fun and throw back a few. While I have certainly grown up a bit since college, I'm not yet at the point ( Read more... )

The mocking birds have started following me again.

Today is a short little bit called "Things I Would Change if I Were in Charge". My first act would be to require clever titles for blurbs of observational humor. Good thing I'm not in charge or this journal entry would never fly! But on with the show ( Read more... )

I have been quite busy trying to prepare for when my real life begins in 511 days. I cannot wait for this whole Air Force "adventure" to be over. I think it's safe to say that I hate everything about it. Anyway, on to the more pressing topic ( Read more... )

Who would have known that finding a greeting card could be so incredibly difficult ( Read more... )