Bear is standing behind the counter talking to Wolf. It's been a slow day in the diner and their only customer so far has been Deer who has been sullen and quiet
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A panda walks into a bar. The bartender says nothing as a waiter walks over and ask the panda what he wants to eat. After reading the menu the panda orders. A few minutes go by and the food is brought out to the panda by the waiter. The bartender watches the panda eats. The waiter comes over and hands panda the bill. The bartender watches in amazement as the panda pulls out a gun and shots the waiter.
As the panda is leaving the bartender asks the panda what that was all about. The panda replies "I'm a panda, look it up."
So the bartender goes over to the computer and searches Panda. What he found was this: A bear-like creature that eats shoots and leaves.
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A panda walks into a bar. The bartender says nothing as a waiter walks over and ask the panda what he wants to eat. After reading the menu the panda orders. A few minutes go by and the food is brought out to the panda by the waiter. The bartender watches the panda eats. The waiter comes over and hands panda the bill. The bartender watches in amazement as the panda pulls out a gun and shots the waiter.
As the panda is leaving the bartender asks the panda what that was all about. The panda replies "I'm a panda, look it up."
So the bartender goes over to the computer and searches Panda. What he found was this: A bear-like creature that eats shoots and leaves.
One of my favorite jokes!
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