Tears

Jan 18, 2009 17:06

Darlings.

Darlings, you aren't trying hard enough. You just aren't living up to your full potential. You just aren't being interesting.

So, my dears, drink down your beers, gather up your sugar, and go find someone dear to your heart and make them cry.

Do it, darlings. Chop chop.

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1/2 seeking_heat January 19 2009, 01:11:53 UTC
2/2 seeking_heat January 19 2009, 01:12:18 UTC
You

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virginia_lupus January 19 2009, 01:13:09 UTC
How succinct, dear. It works, do keep it up.

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seeking_heat January 19 2009, 01:15:18 UTC
I have no desire to be your plaything today. You have others, go play with them.

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thefutureking January 19 2009, 01:20:14 UTC
What if no one here is dear to our heart?

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virginia_lupus January 19 2009, 01:21:08 UTC
Find a way, Arthur, darling or suffer the consequences.

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thefutureking January 19 2009, 01:27:57 UTC
This is ridiculous. I don't even know if anyone back home would count...

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virginia_lupus January 19 2009, 01:29:44 UTC
Improvise, darling. You'll need that skill later in life.

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irislover January 19 2009, 01:27:48 UTC
Ehhh?! Cry? But that's... so cruel.

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virginia_lupus January 19 2009, 01:28:45 UTC
You always hurt the ones you love, Romeo, darling. You should know that.

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irislover January 19 2009, 02:09:31 UTC
That happens by accident when we don't realize the weight of our actions and choices.

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virginia_lupus January 19 2009, 02:10:26 UTC
And now you have the opportunity to do it with full thought. What a chance for growth, Romeo.

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sheisstilllost January 19 2009, 01:28:18 UTC
Demanding lot aren't you?

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virginia_lupus January 19 2009, 01:29:09 UTC
Dear girl, if you think this is demanding, you should speak to some of my former husbands.

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sheisstilllost January 19 2009, 01:37:12 UTC
Right. Do I even want to know how many you had?

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virginia_lupus January 19 2009, 01:39:16 UTC
Why would I keep track of the ones who couldn't make the cut?

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tenmorehours January 19 2009, 01:30:46 UTC
But...but I haven't even gotten a chance to complete the last one!

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virginia_lupus January 19 2009, 01:32:28 UTC
Overcome the weaknesses of your sex and learn to multitask, darling.

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tenmorehours January 19 2009, 01:43:40 UTC
...Can it be anyone I care about?

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virginia_lupus January 19 2009, 01:45:04 UTC
Of course, though the dearer the better.

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