My favourite homeless people have a sign that says "25 cents away from world domination" I have given them many a 25 cents and I'm still a free citizen dominated by no one. This leads me to conclude that my favourite homeless people are liars. That's probably why I like them. Liars keep you on your toes. The end ( Read more... )

Dear God, in my next life, please make me Kylie Minogue. Thank you ( Read more... )

I’ve written more personal emails and made more personal phone calls than anything else at work today. Go me ( Read more... )

Earlier today I watched Grease for the 1,203,407,893,590,230,932nd time in my life ( Read more... )

For the past four days someone has been calling my cell phone. When they get my voicemail, they hang up. When I answer it, they don't answer me, wait on the line a moment, and then hang up. Why? Who is this person? Jerks.

Today me Metroscope (yes, i just called it a Metroscope)told me to give a handout to a needy person. Well shit, son, yesterday I gave a homeless man $20 with no prompting from my horoscope. Surely I can't be expected to be kind and generous two days in a row, right?

1. I wish I were in a program that chose my courses for me. Then I wouldn't have to think so much.

2. Every time I think I sound like a vocal monstrosity in my voice lesson, Kyra thinks it's excellent. I need to learn to stop listening to myself sing and start feeling myself sing. This is a very hard thing to do ( Read more... )

saw my darling thommie today. we had fun. we decided to go take a look round st. james cathedral after dinner because it just blows my mind that you cannot get into that place ( Read more... )

So Thom has just informed me that my hairdresser is moving to brazil (where the boyfriend is from) next year ( Read more... )

WHERE IS EVERYONE WHEN I NEED TO TALK??