I don't negotiate...

[virtk0s]

I'm tired of being terrorized. Day in and day out, I check the terror alert level. Nice warm orange or cold damp blue? Blue!? Dammit!!! Prepare for war

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[yinshu]

by the way that cadaver truck was fuckin' hilarious.
I refused to pass on the beautiful truck, even to my poor beautiful friends who totally deserved it. THE MADNESS ENDS HERE!!! *lol*

[yinshu]

technically im no better for creating the cadaver truck, but at least mine is funny... and doesn't denigrate others who may already feel a belittled sense of self worth.

thank god the madness ends somewhere. ;)

[nutcase2818]

that made my day. thanks christopher

[greathackster]

Life would suck without rain. I think I'll sell the clouds arms.

[virtk0s]

But you only have two! I don't think Nicole would be happy knowing her boyfriend was armsless cuz he helped some Rain-o-rists.

[greathackster]

No, nuclear arms. You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.

[anthus29]

You'll have to report back on how the speaker-rain-resonance plan goes...

[apallipi]

that was hilarious chris...the technical term for your "weapons of moisture production" is condensation nuclei. they don't actually 'produce moisture', but they do provide a surface on which water vapor can condense and form cloud droplets, which can develop into those pesky rain droplets...i think my meteorology professor would find this entry amusing...

[virtk0s]

Perhaps most clouds don't produce moisture, but intelligence from the hotel school informs us that these clouds over Ithaca are producing enriched Weapons of Moisture Production (WMPs), for use specifically in carpet bombing Cornell students.

I'm sorry, but your intelligence is this case, is perhaps too intelligent.

[virtk0s]

I also forgot to mention that this counterattack also hopes to alleviate nuclei profileration.

[apallipi]

ahhh hahahahaha LOL....nuclei profileration...(proliferation?)....lol