Looking back on my journal, it's evident that I used to have enthusiasm; unfortunately, that enthusiasm has been curbed. Almost like that show -- Desperate Housewives ( Read more... )

Historically, it's been an oral tradition, innately passed down from generation to generation, propogating fear and doubt of the unknown ( Read more... )

That's right. Just like president Harry S Truman, whose middle name was actually "S", I've decided that deer overpopulation is a serious problem at the current time, thereby avowing to shoot all bucks on sight.

The buck stops here, baby.

I'm picking up my proverbial rifle, and firing as many proverbs as is possible at my caught-in-the-headlights ( Read more... )

Recent studies have shown that alarmism is sweeping our country at a terrifying rate. Wide-spread alarmism, of course, can lead to some very frightening prospects -- a new McCarthyism and global thermonuclear war, to name a few of the less horrific ones.

Some people say, "I don't worry much about alarmism, I've got a snooze bar." I regret to inform ( Read more... )

It is a question that has been pondered since the dawn of woman. Originally contrived by the cavemen, some of the less dull witted of the bunch figured out the answer. The cavemen's social roles could be generally characterized as hunters, gatherers, and the cool kids of the group, the biogenetical engineers. The biogenetical engineers were put to ( Read more... )

So, occasionally wanting to take a break from the masochism that is Internet Explorer programming, I do the activity shared by so many college students with absolutely nothing better to do ( Read more... )

Something I've noticed: In my normal awake state I have a steady pace of pretty consistently worthwhile thought going through my mind; however, when I stay up for really extended periods of time, my mind works either at double speed or not at all. One minute I'll be having a billion thoughts per second, and the next minute I'll spend staring ( Read more... )

[EDIT] Okay, I have to clarify. About a billion people, approximately one sixth of the world population, has asked me if I really crossdressed. The answer is I ACCIDENTALLY PUT ON A PAIR OF WOMEN'S SOCKS! If you read the last line carefully you'll get it. Now have fun reading the ruined entry ( Read more... )

The tree got trummed, nails got did, and, somewhere out there, hair was meticulously parted on the right.

Such was the day before the day before Christmas.

I came to a lot of realizations that fateful day, which I affectionately refer to as "yesterday". The first, and potentially most important, was that you do not get any kind of breakfast ( Read more... )

Kansas' Educational Board has always been a step ahead in keeping an open mind. The worst discrimination since Plessy v. Ferguson has been slapped down... that horrendous notion that science may only include natural explanations. Those haters.

Now the venerable Flying Spaghetti Monster may finally reign from on high in both the fields of science ( Read more... )