I'm not so sure that I'm loving life so much as I'm loving sitting on my ass. I've got nothing more important to do than make web applications and chill with friends. This is how the cave men did it. You know... except with more sabre tooth tigers... and less web applications. I guess it's comprable to whittling a stick real sharp or something. ( Read more... )

After running across the street and nearly being hit by a car, Mike is bombarded with Aditya's well placed snowball attack. Aditya attempts a melee assault, shoving as much snow in Mike's facial area as possible. Shortly thereafter, an 8 year old kid pelts both of them in the head with snowballs. What did the kid have to say for himself? "Ohhh... ( Read more... )

[17:04] Anonymous friend: i wanna be a witch
[17:04] virtk0s: would you kill me if i said you were well on your way?
[17:05] Anonymous friend: shut up
[17:05] Anonymous friend: i want to do magic

This conversation has been edited -- partially to protect the innocent, and partially to make me seem cooler.

Well, its officially reading week. So, as you can tell from the name -- reading week -- I spent all last night partying ( Read more... )

I was watching something today with leeches, and I said, "Hey, what the hell do you do to get a leech off, anyways?" For a few minutes I sat, contented with my "sledgehammers fix everything" worldview, but then I decided google might provide me with an interesting alternative. Here ya are.

If you are bitten by a leech and are compelled to remove ( Read more... )

I finished my last physics problem set ever today, ranking on my "Top 10 Most Satisfying Moments of Completion" list. I keep that in my underwear drawer, along with "Top 10 People I Would Trade Legs With". I think you all know who's on that one ( Read more... )

She goes, "I think I'm gonna die during this test. If I die, will I still fail?"

Her friend replies, "Yeah. I think you would."

So, I've decided, in honor of my feeling like I should post some life updates, that I'm gonna post some life updates.

• Ohhhhhhh mannnnnnnnnn my life is so horrrrrrrrrrrible....... I drank this mocha latte and it burned my tongue! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I feel as if that mocha latte should have charred my souuuuuuuuuuul.
  
• On a more serious note, I've ( Read more... )

My roomate and I agree that there's not enough emo songs about your ex-widow's husband's lawyer's daughter. Let's get more of those. I'm thinking it would go something like this ( Read more... )

I don't understand why doctors tell you to "drink fluids." I mean, they think you're gonna drink some damn solids? Plus, glass is technically an extremely slowly moving fluid... can I drink glass? And gases exhibit fluid properties... can I drink laughing gas? Will that make me better? "Sorry I died from alcohol poisoning doctor, but you indicated ( Read more... )