And on the morning of the 7th Day, God was hungry from all of his efforts. "Let there be Bacon" said The Lord, and thus was created Breakfast.

Satan, having sensed the brilliance of this, God's latest creation, could not stand idly by, and plotted to ruin Bacon for one and all.

And Satan said "Let there be coyotewatchesGod, seeing Satan's work and knowing ( Read more... )

For stuff and things. It's been a good day, and for that I'm very grateful to the Universe.

I need this weekend very badly. I just need to be away from Being Scheduled ( Read more... )

Thor's first real visit of the year. I have to admit, I'm not a fan of losing power (and here's hoping I don't), but I'm a big fan of thuderstorms in general. Cleans out the atmosphere, both literal and - I dunno, spiritual ( Read more... )

Back in the Fall, our English 10 class was working on poetry. When they were told to write several poems, the amount on whining was amazing. There were several "I'm going to be a (insert career here), NONE of them ever write poetry!"-type comments, so I wrote this and sent it to the teacher as a rebuttal to the stereotyping they were doing about ( Read more... )

Hello there, if anyone's still reading this (snort ( Read more... )

A callback from Christmases past.Happy Holidays ( Read more... )

I think it's the fact that the word "Hospice" to most people means "Imminent Death," or at least "Unpleasant Eventual Death" that kicked me in the junk today ( Read more... )

Been a long while ( Read more... )

We've all known for a while now that Grandma's not in great shape. She's had stomach issues for a long time, been losing weight, gets tired really easily - and the past year or so has had memory problems ( Read more... )