Fat

[virtue_and_wine]

I have gained at least fifteen pounds since Thanksgiving. This would be cool if it was muscle mass, but it's really more spare-tire-and-manboobs, and that is not cool. Here comes hell of crunches.

Comments

[selfish_things]

teach me how to gain 15 lbs.
hmpfhh.

[virtue_and_wine]

First of all, you have to go to tons of huge family dinners and wedding receptions and office parties, and eat everything in sight. Also, eat only one meal per day, but put like 5000 calories in it. You too can have, uh, manboobs.

(We'll be working on the 5000 calories part come February, dig.)

[lizjw]

Take comfort, friend - I didn't notice manboobs! ;)

[virtue_and_wine]

Thanks, Alice.
Yes, fortunately, the beard distracts from them.

[virtue_and_wine]

The crunches are for the jello belly. Pushups destroy moobs so some of those are gonna happen too.

I'd take up jogging as well, but... nah.

[chrisann]

Maybe you're just pregnant.

[virtue_and_wine]

I've always wanted a shotgun wedding.

[bitchiekittie]

I've also gotten so fat lately! my own spare tire can get thee to hell, but at least the massive girl-boobs aren't bad!

[virtue_and_wine]

Boobs on a girl are indeed fetching, and provide a great deal of charm. There's really not a whole lot a dude can do with them though.