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12:35 in the morning of the last day of 2005 and i am in the apartment alone eating a semiripe banana smeared with Nutella. You can draw whatever conclusions you want but the fact is this neither forecasts nor sums up anythingI have nothing to say and i'm getting less and less skilled at saying it ( Read more... )

DEAR ADAM HERE IS HELL OF SPYWARE FOR YOUR COMPUTER AND ALSO A CRAPPY CONNECTION MERRY CHRISTMAS, THE INTERNET

You should learn Russian


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I have gained at least fifteen pounds since Thanksgiving. This would be cool if it was muscle mass, but it's really more spare-tire-and-manboobs, and that is not cool. Here comes hell of crunches.

From the back of the wedding program:

To love is to be vulnerable. Love anything, and your heart will be wrung and possibly be broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact, you must give your heart to no one... Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries, avoid all entanglements, lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of ( Read more... )

Also there is a large tender lump on my right forearm from when Walt DeLaney dropped a trash can on me during the destruction of William Terry and John May's hotel room.

A weekend full of absolutely incredible highs, wonderful times and then at the end there a new piece of intelligence that drops the average back towards zero. Though i guess knowing is better ( Read more... )

These frigid nights seem to be bumming a whole lot of people out. The strong and brave and wise, even.

So tomorrow i'm hopping a flight and another flight and heading to sunny MobileMobile, where it's supposed to rain all weekend, but where i won't care about rain and cold. I won't care because i will be with the dudes and then one of the dudes ( Read more... )