I took a nap earlier tonight, and midway through, Marcie came and woke me up and said she wanted me to get up and play games with her and Mike. But I went back to sleep anyway ( Read more... )

I said, "What up?" For no particular reason ( Read more... )

"Las Vegas is the poker capital of the world."

"I'd like to poke her capital of the world!"

Marcie and I will be out of town from Monday to Friday of next week--we're going to Myrtle Beach to celebrate her graduation! So see you cats later. Sexually.

I just thought up these really great lyrics for a rap song:

Shove it in yo mouth!
Rock it in yo face!
Rocket in yo face!

Yeah, I'm cool. Cool.

Did you ever
rape someone
so hard
it tore a hole
right through
their
dignity?

There's something that, to me, is counter-intuitive about email spam: there is no way to take advantage of it or to make good from it. To explain why, first let me advance a personal theory of the Internet ( Read more... )

This link is freakin hilarious: http://www.badgerx3.com

I struggle with the idea of praying for someone who is down on their luck. When people ask me to pray for them or for someone else, it makes me uncomfortable. What kind of God would save Johnny from cancer because 50 people were praying for him? That implies that He might not save Johnny if only 49 people prayed for him ( Read more... )

There are 3 floors in my office building, and the elevator button for the second floor is loose. It can, if pushed hard at an angle, be turned so that the "2" is sideways or upsidedown. Whenever I find it this way, I turn it upright--a little more effort because I'm on the 3rd floor and so don't actually want to push the #2 button hard enough to ( Read more... )

Oh, my God, I'm crazy.