Apparently Michael Jackson currently resides in Bahrain.

My bleeding spell, I swear, is in the process of clotting

yay! my HS calc teacher wrote back to me! He asked what I was up to ( Read more... )

Um, ok, so I think life is going pretty well this week ( Read more... )

"Are you reelin' in the years?
Stowin away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?"

WISCONSIN CHEESE!

Tomorrow is my birthday, but I got an awesome early birthday present!!

Former CPB Chairman Ken Tomlinson Resigns

I got a job! No more being poor! No more daytime TV! Yay!

Wah! The culture is responsible for the decline of the media!
Wah! the media is responsible for the decline of the culture!
Rinse and repeat.
-Proteus

David Sirota blogs about ABC's The Note

Pretty sure I NEED TO learn how to play "Rocket Man" on acoustic guitar. Maybe Tim, Linds, Lee, Kim, Chantelle and I could have a sextet (Tim lurves the sextets) and all play various instruments. Someone has GOT to play the castanets. And the banjo.

get it on, bang a gong

A Romanian traffic cop has been demoted after he fined a driver for "having a face like a moron and being a big monkey".
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He has now been given a desk job in a remote village.