Me: what do you think would happen to that sheep if you stuck it in water up to its neck?
My sister: it would be awesome. whatever happened, it would be awesome.

Doogie Howser is on DVD now!!!
<3

that's all i can manage.

apparently i'm 102 this morning. i'm pretty sure this doesn't happen too often, but I wouldn't know since it's rare that I can even measure it. this is probably the first time it has happened in four years. this is definitely not a good sign. however, i guess posting in my lj is a good sign ( Read more... )

i need a rich boyfriend so he can buy me all that expensive lingerie i want.

p.s. happy v-day, don't let it turn into happy vd

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So I'm reading my textbook for Human Development and the Social Environment and it's talking about the social and environmental factors that affect pregnancy, and thus the unborn child. This is what it says,

"In short, no child is born in a vacuum."

I'm not sure that this was the best choice of words....

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Passing on a sweet post from ( Read more... )

So last week on Saturday, my (younger and much taller) sister and I went out on the town had some fun at the Blue Velvet. Most of the night we had lame guys leering at and hitting on us. We decided to make use of one long enough for him to take our picture ( Read more... )

Herculaneum has the papyri, but Pompeii has TEH SEX


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