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[virtupets]

In a misled attempt to stave off boredom and to antagonize Brody, I opted to answer some questions. So let's get to it, shall we!

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[campjesus]

oxycontin lol. yuppie heroin.

GIVE ME KWESTIONS.

[virtupets]

I know, right? That shit was a one-time mistake. Back during the young foolish doctor stage was when I tried that.

1) Where have you been?
2) Why aren't you a vampire anymore?
3) Has the stigmata started again?
4) Why do you dress like a GIRL?
5) Do you ever wish you life was under SOME semblance of control?

[h_hollister]

4. when was the last time you got laid?

About three weeks ago? No, two. Yes, it was two.

I call SERIOUS shenanigans. Who the hell did you sleep with?

[virtupets]

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW

ARE YOU JEALOUS

[h_hollister]

No, I'm accusing you of having fiery pants, you're lying so bad.

[virtupets]

Why would I lie about this? If I wasn't looking to give a straight answer, I'd have just said, "LAST NIGHT. YOUR MOM."

It was some girl at an interdimensional club. Never bothered to get her name. She wasn't important.