Oh-Em-Gee! Nothing is really all that exciting, but I am crossing my legs and hopping on one foot to avoid pissing my pants at the moment. But instead of taking the 5-step trip over to the toilet, I'm going to write out something that will never be read again ( Read more... )

Words on Livejournal over the past year: 0 ( Read more... )

So I thought that I would avoid New Years resolutions this year, but everywhere I go, someone is talking about how they are trying to better themselves with promises of change. Well, I decided to make a list of things I want to change in my life, and here it is ( Read more... )

I found this on www.foundmagazine.com ( Read more... )

I feel like I have been ignoring all my friends. This is neither done on purpose nor is it limited to my friends. I have been avoiding everything recently. I avoid my room and my computer because I am also avoiding writing, even though it is my major and will hopefully surround me my whole life. I am disconnected from my family, and I have just ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night that I picked out my favorite shirt to wear for the day. I think I'm going to wear that shirt just so I can pretend, if only for a moment, that dreams do come true.

I never write in here before. And if you look back, probably half of my submissions made in the last couple years start with a line just like that. But anyways ( Read more... )

Finally, after months of trying, I received a piece a plastic that will turn my bank account into a shadow of its previous glory. If you haven't guessed by now, I got a credit card. I have applied before, but no one ever wanted my business. I was waiting for my rejection this time, and something surprising happened. I picked up the envelope in ( Read more... )

Alright, so I haven't really written about myself in a while. I may be a writer, but I'm also incredibly lazy. Maybe that's why I want to become a writer in the first place. I can do my work sitting on my ass. Great gig. But don't get me wrong, it's a lot of work to put words on page that make sense. If you aren't careful, no one will ( Read more... )