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so i'm really going to thailand in four months, holy shit. david and i bought our plane tickets yesterday. yeah for working and saving money and being a frugal pot smoker and going to bars that let me drink for free for 3 months ( Read more... )

which is worse? not showing up for class on the first day, or showing up late to class on the first day? i decided it was the latter and so i'm missing my first ancient philosophy class (which will probably also be my hardest class) because my fucking alarm clock magically decided to turn itself an hour back at some point in the night and i didnt ( Read more... )

asidfuq[0er9ua-'wru9 c[)*(XYUHiuf IM GOING TO CALIFORNIA IN 12 HOURS HOORAY ( Read more... )

holy shit i just found my glamour shots from when i was eleven. what a gas. i think at the time i was really into it but now i think its the funniest thing i've ever seen. i realize now that all it is is paying someone to make you up and put you in snazzy outfits and take your picture and tell you how pretty you look in them but when i was eleven ( Read more... )

there aren't that many things i hate more than people that freak out and run for shelter when it rains. its water, not hydrochloric acid. besides, the rain is fun. a few drops of water should not ruin your entire day ( Read more... )

last night i spontaneously bought plane tickets to go back to cali-for-nigh-eh for a week before school starts. having money rules! I can't wait to go back there ...in three weeks ( Read more... )

today i learned something which i found positively appalling, although i really shouldn't be that surprised. in the grand old american tradition of turning the other cheek to africa, i found out that in the last year the three major american tv networks ABC, CBS and NBC combined have aired a grand total of 26 minutes of coverage of the ongoing ( Read more... )

sorely dissapointed by what i was expecting to be an amazing show on wednesday night, i retreated to the bathroom to relieve myself. upon exiting the stall, i was greeted by a rather sprightly bathroom attendant. while this was not the first time in my life i've seen a bathroom attendant, it doesn't happen very often. i think, though, that for the ( Read more... )

i just overheard my mother on the phone telling someone that when i was two months old, she fell down the stairs while she was holding me. haha.