Happy hippity hoppy little bunnies

[viscerotika]

What the holy hell is wrong with humanity that makes them turn into drooling lobotomized tardmonkies when it comes to fucking email? What makes an otherwise fairly normal person spam their friends with the latest net cartoon/joke/'aw, isnt that cute' picture? Do I look like a soccer mom? Huh? Do I?

My father is friends with a bunch of 1%ers for

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[problematika]

What's a 1%er?

[viscerotika]

Hardcore motorcycle gang types.

[problematika]

Oh. BTW, I have a fascination with motorcycles the same way some people have a fascination with Roma - I haven't ever really ridden one. Wait, that came out wrong ;-)

[viscerotika]

I've only ridden one.

I love em. I really want to get a russian Ural with rear wheel drive sidecar. It's a lot like the old german BMWs. I don't like flashy chromosexual bling-bling bits so its just perfect for me.

Plus, I could mount a gun bipod on it and go offroading with a semi-automatic. How cool is that? Put a portable propane grill in the trunk and you have a total vacation package in one bike.

[viscerotika]

Hassenfeffer Pfannenkuchen!

[kiri_moth]

Dude. That's not a real dish, is it?

Though, I wouldn't put it past them crazy Germans. My grandpa used to eat crap like chicken fat on toast. *guh*

[viscerotika]

I sure as hell hope not!

*shudders*

My grandpa lived on sausage and limburger and some sort of pork in pork gelatin. Herrings dude. Fucking herrings.

Ick.

[ex_flamingba918]

word.

[viscerotika]

Wussup my ninja!

That's not just any bunny, that's Oolong!

[socratic]

Wit is overrated. The type of people who send pictures of kitties via email do not respond well to it. If Churchill had aimed his famous "In the morning I shall be sober but you, Madam, will still be ugly" comment at one of them she would have responded "Hostility at being challenged over your drinking is one of the signs of alcoholism" and he would have had to bomb France just to clear his head

Re: That's not just any bunny, that's Oolong!

[viscerotika]

Ah, see, I have the upper hand. I'm the crazy handgun girl whose brother is a ninja. A ninja I say!

Re: That's not just any bunny, that's Oolong!

[socratic]

That guy in the middle looks suspiciously like ultimate fighter Tito Ortiz. While an incredibly dangerous fellow I have never heard that he has an aptitude in either poisoning or running along a roof with the silence of the faintest wind whispering between the petals of a dandelion. Ninja application...DENIED.

Re: That's not just any bunny, that's Oolong!

[viscerotika]

Cool! A fight fan. My brother is on the left. He is the fight announcer for the FFC(Took over from Shinake), as well as a Muay Thai fighter. On the right is Saul, Tito's trainer.

"While an incredibly dangerous fellow I have never heard that he has an aptitude in either poisoning or running along a roof with the silence of the faintest wind whispering between the petals of a dandelion"

What? You didn't get the memo? He did that right after he walked on water, but before he beat Shamrock.

[problematika]

"Do I look like a soccer mom? Huh? Do I?" (Nicely put.) I dunno, do you drive an obnoxious SUV that exposes the entire soccer team to deathly danger? ;-)

AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[viscerotika]

Maybe I DO look like a soccer mom! Maybe I've been fooling myself all this time. I know that I've always rebeled against my cuteness(damn 4 letter c word!), but maybe I've just been denying my destiny!

Perhaps I should throw over Tom for a nice middle management schmuck from kingwood that could give me a Ford exploder and 3.2 kids. Atkins diets, scrapbooking, subtle blonde highlights and weekly chats about Oprah and chick lit with the girls while we nurse our low carb wine coolers!

What a relief. I feel free, freeeeeeeeeee! Don't you just adore Meg Ryan? I sure do!

Now pass that arbor mist before I kick you in the ya-ya sisterhood.