Fuck deer, get money.

Dear Modest Mouse,

Your new album isn't that great.

-Andy

So, I have 3 classes in a row, starting at 8:00am, in the same room. Here's the kicker, they're all biologies. Biologists aren't exactly known for being incredibly interesting orators. After that was dealt with, I had to self-teach myself basic web programming. That was fun. All sarcasm aside, it was kind of cool ( Read more... )

And with that, my sense of morality pulled out my guts and measured my good deeds lengthwise along the tiles on the kitchen floor.

I went to the eye doctor today. I can't see anything clearly. AIEE! My eyes are getting worse, but they should stop doing so soon ( Read more... )

Sometimes it's harder to look in the mirror. Sometimes it's much easier. Either way, look in the mirror often and honestly. It can be better than a yardsale. You never know what you might find. You never know what you might realize. You never know what vegetable you might find between your teeth.

"I love you" seems to be three words that rampage without the slightest bit of grace. Let this decieve you, because those three words mean everything to me, and put me on air. I mean it.

Go ahead and cry. The two things you can never remember are the only things anyone will remember about you. If you don't believe me then read a tombstone.

I folded a handful of paper cranes and set them on my desk. They were so beautiful I had to pull them apart.

Sometimes I wake up in the morning one day and drink nothing but water for a about a week eating very little food. Is this weird?