COOLEST. SCIENCE. EVAR.

[vithralyn]

All Gentiles know that there are few things more delicious than bacon. Likewise, all smart people know that there are few things cooler than science.

The Flaming Meatsword. The Bacon Plasma-Lance. The Porksaber. Das Schweinschwert. The Pigblade.

Call it what you will, this thing does 8d10 damage and cuts through steel! Leave a comment

Comments

[tenshuaozora]

Aside from eating it, this is the best possible use of bacon thus far. Hell, it may even be better than eating it.

Oh and non-Gentiles know how delicious bacon is, they just eat it through the hole in the sheet.

[elpajaronegro]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[happyfunholli]

"a bacon fuel core"

best words ever! (-:

You should play www.kingdomofloathing.com. The currency is meat and a lot of items are made from meat...like swords.

[anachronus]

All that plus double entendre.