I'm deleting this LJ, in case you haven't noticed. My new LJ is entitled "haley_heroin".

I added a bunch of people, so add me back!

but the truth is one bike is very much like another.

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What kind of atheist are you?
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These guys rule. I'm not one of them myself, although I play one online. They know the rules of debate, the Laws of Thermodynamics, and can explain evolution in fifty words or less. More concerned with how things ARE than how they should be, these are ( Read more... )

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He held out his short staff and said: 'If you call this a short staff, you oppose its reality. If you do not call it a short staff, you ignore the fact. Now what do you wish to call this?'

The landlord says; "I'm sorry sir, if you don't pull your trousers back up I'm going to have to throw you out."

ROFLCOPTER

When you're kissing someone who's too much like you
It's like kissing on a mirror
When you're sleeping with someone who doesn't get you
You're gonna hate yourself in the morning

A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them ( Read more... )

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