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qmunicate wil not be featuring my column due to my Rhinoviral laziness this past week, and also forgetting that there was a deadline. All this tinkering over my intended article for NOTHING! NUFFINK!

So, before I start to work on the next issue's award-winning, blogospherically-acclaimed, world-renowned tour de force - can anybody direct me to some ( Read more... )

Today I was dragged into town for a quick try-on of bridesmaid dresses. Pink bridesmaid dresses. Pink bridesmaid dresses that Barbie would consider too demeaning and "made her out to be a simpering bimbo". Pink bridesmaid dresses that Barbie would consider too demeaning and "made her out to be a simpering bimbo", and then even Jordan would consider ( Read more... )

Today, I woke up too late and shouted at the television in a way that I ruined my vocal cords, my lecture was cancelled, was almost in tears over something or other which I'll save for a ranty foul-mouthed filtered entry and I look like bloated crack-addled Pete Doherty with a bad case of anaemia. AGAIN ( Read more... )

Some of the people I was out with last night talk teetotallerism. And mention the birthday party I forgot to go to.
I was wondering why there was a photoshoot in Jim's Bar on Tuesday afternoon. I never thought that QM elections ever got press coverage.

Bridgey xxx

I actually saw someone in the McMillan Reading Rooms commenting on a slacken_ties picspam.
Who wasn't me.
Really, really, YES REALLY.

In other news, John Coyle totally loved my tabbed copy of Ulysses.

Bridgey xxx

BAAAAADLY let down by their idiot wannabe columnist.

Contains the words "apostles", "delusions" and "unnamed Premiership footballers". But they do not stop it from being shit.

Bridgey xxx

This proves that I am just that little bit less skint than you.
Seriously, one band so far that vivalabridgetta wholeheartedly approves of does not a good line-up make. Especially when they're before the bastarding Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Besides, Tennent's makes me sick.

Bridgey xxx

This issue's qmunicate uploaded for all you people who wouldn't browse the QMU website otherwise.
Contains the words "Daily Mail", "Celebrity Love Island" and "casual misandry".
Oh, and bad masking of Jonny Wilkinson image there.

Bridgey xxx

How did that OKGO (did I type the name right?) video end up becoming newsworthy? Has it become a number one in the midweeks or something like that?
Next week: Cute Overload gest featured on Richard and Judy?

Bridgey xxx