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A six word story:

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

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"I guess I could be really pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst...and then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through ( Read more... )

By Don Marquisi was talking to a moth ( Read more... )

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what's the big deal with this quilted paisley fad??

it just looks like paramecium.


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Jake: Buddy, you would not believe the day I'm having.
Janitor: Quiet, jackass. What'd you say to Elliot to make her run off like that? 'Cause if you hurt her....
Jake: I didn't say anything! Everyone around here is crazy.
Janitor: That's not true. Let me put down my bag of rats and explain something to you.... [He drops the bag at his feet.]
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Dad: Hi, I would like a Turkey Ruben and a Beef 'n Cheddar sandwich. Not a combo.
Person: And what drink would you like with that?
Dad: No! No drink! No combos! I hate combos! I hate you! All of you!