My top five four songs to dance to were i an exotic dancer ( Read more... )

So i'm settling into my annual springtime malaise, only i am late. It usually arrives in march/april, and it is nearly june. It involves an inability to breathe and strong impulses to drive to the atlantic and jump in. Then float away ( Read more... )

Kelli's Random Movie Quote:

'I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.'

- Dr. Egon Spengler, Ghostbusters

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How apropos.
I always had a crush on egon.

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So i need a costume idea for the masquerade on friday. I am drawing a blank. God, i'm poor.

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What the fuck? I just filled up a pot and put it on the stove to boil some pasta. Then i went to fill up a jug with some water for my consumption. I then went to the refrigerator. And when i turned around the jug was filled with piss-yellow water! I'm so glad that i was thirsty, because otherwise (boiling aside) my belly would have been full of ( Read more... )

I started school on monday. Surprisingly, four hours of ceramics studio time is quite relaxing. I've already made a bitchin' teacup and an orb. I'm in loooove with the teacup. & i only have an ounce of anxiety due to the dirtiness of the environment and the fact that i am basically rolling around in mud. I think my mother is sick of buying me a ( Read more... )

I am so angry right now that i don't even know what to write. I haven't spoken in a lengthy amount of time because if i open my mouth to speak, then my attention will waver from its task of breathing. & then i will definitely be breaking some breakables. Belated punches will be thrown. My eyes just keep tearing up and leaking all over my face and ( Read more... )

I loathe my doctor. I've been trying to get an appointment forever so i can get bloodwork to start my medicine and a pelvic (awful) to switch my birth control. So neither my birthing nor my mood has been controlled for a week and one half. Today i get there for my appointment, five minutes late because i had something in my eye disabling me from ( Read more... )

I spend any money i get my little hands on buying underthings and margaritas on the rocks. I'm maybe trying for old times. My behaviour is not thought out at all and my concentration is nil. Things are better with patrick, though, despite the hour and one half late he was tonite. Maybe because i was honest with him about something other than how ( Read more... )

So i just got home from the longest country drive ever because it is insanely nice out. But i got lost for the first time in my life and i actually had to use the sun to navigate. Surprisingly, there were no panic attacks. I found a quarry that i will never see again. So i got out of my car and stood on the edge. Quarries remind me of being three ( Read more... )