Spring Break happened, and fell, like some sort of Bob Dole/Fidel Castro soufflet. Did you know that soufflet in French is like plateau in German?

Episode 121: That Bill Gates, He Done It Again!All you sillynips out there using Windows XP, you'd better backup like a mofo, because next time you need to activate XP, you have to play Twenty ( Read more... )

Episode 117b: A Disturbing Lack of Opportunity.
Vapor trail in, vapor trail out. I lose.

Metalogue.
It's my fucking lucky day! I got a free litre of Coke according to the bottlecap on the 20oz bottle I got from a vending machine. I'm a winner! Go me!

Episode 118: My Rage Burns Like the Hemroids of a Thousand Suns.My bicycle's front brake cable ( Read more... )

Episode 116: Bump for Truth.

Good evening, ladies. Prepare to wrap your minds around the following, for if you do, you will finally understand the difference in the sexes, and be even more suited to exploit them to the ends of self-gratification, pecuniary fortification, and good old fashion maneating.

Let us begin wtih a prompt from Sarah:
"Why ( Read more... )

Episode 114: Foggy Thought.
My pimp-hand was dreadfully weakened last Friday night by cloud coverage. I am displeasured.

My college is stupid. See, if you want to look at stars, it's good to be in a dark place. So, guess what's no more than 300 feet from the 'Observatory?' A fucking water treatment plant with a lighting array rivaled only by ( Read more... )

This could very well be the greatest comic ever.

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It's two-minute-movie time. That's right, pop your corns, pull a chair out of whatever you'd stuck it in, and enjoy. DO NOTE, it's a 2MB GIF, so if your connection is not mighty, Save-As the crazy cracker.

Here's some old shit from the year afore I never got off my duff to post, and some new shit, that's well, new, but pretty weak. I'm too tired from being a slob to actually be creative and interesting for this update.

Episode 107: Power Buy!Nothing feels as close to prison sex as being raped by your god damn grocery store. Here's a shot of the ( Read more... )

Episode 102: Creeping Communisim.Today, American Express took the time to remind me that they're willing to eat the loss if someone steals your debit card and blows your wad. I find it interesting that we're seeing the birth of a nanny bank state ( Read more... )

Once again, I danced upon the razor's edge, and managed to pull in just good enough grades to survive another term. Anyway, we've got a really big show planned for you tonight, because it's been a while, I haven't slept in two days, and as usual, there are things on this planet that piss me off, and what better way to hone the blade of my scimitar ( Read more... )