Jesse Lacey Has Sex With Unprotected Penises

[vixull]

Title: The Express To Hell
Pairing: Jesse Lacey / Jesus Christ
Author: vixull
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jesus Christ had a pretty face.
Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction.
Warnings: This would probably be considered sacrilegious.
Notes: Merry Christmas!

For the record, I really, really struggled with this.

Comments

[pinkstarrypants]

This is very...original. I like it. It amused me lots. X

[rawkenr0ll]

Oh my fuck, that is the crackiest, most delightful thing I have ever seen.

[jade_vampire]

Ok that was one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. OMG! There are so many awesome parts that I can't even pick. Delightful!

[anchorline]

Every time I read "Jesus" I just started laughing.

I'm not surprised that you had a hard time writing this. Props, though, because it is hilarious.

[mandlebars]

LOLOMGWTF

just reading this now, and dear lord marry me woman.