One of my guilty pleasures is to read whatever article is listed on Hot on MSN which is always promo'd before my Hotmail inbox. Most of the time it's really awful dating or career advice, Saturday's was neither, yet still quite good: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17937813/?

I ran three miles, under 30 at the gym today, only 2 more to go and I'll hit my goal for awhile. My plan is to turn into an uber-jock, so I can kick some ass. And lift weights so that that my triceps and biceps and quads and abs and gluts will be bikini ready by July, so that I can wear two layers of sweaters throughout San Francisco's 60 degree ( Read more... )

Is anyone on iminlikewithyou? I'm a dork and want an invite.

Two photos that I've submitted into MyHeritage say I am a match with Franz Kafka. I'm assuming this is where they're scanning the brain section, because, uh, I don't really see it. Other weird, random celeb matches that I keep receiving are Katharine Heigl, Krista Allen and Kate Winslet. That shit is of tha mark.

At least I didn't get Storm

anyone on flickr?

i've complained about this in the past, and i'll complain about this again...it is NOT alright to put up a busy background against 500 million blingarific images, video clips via random plugins AND have music playing on your myspace profile. c'mon people. when you put paris hilton down as one of your heroes, we don't need to have the added ( Read more... )

i will be 23 in exactly 6 minutes. god dammit.

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as i was walking down gough last night i suddenly found my self being propelled into the air by some unknown force. i stretched my arms out as far as they could go and landed with the utmost grace. when did i turn into an acrobat?
i be trippin.

how could i have been unaware that this song ever existed???

don't be lazy now, click me.