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Thing 1: Between hospital bills, massive problems with my car, stupid fines, and my propensity for making irresponsible financial decisions, I have some outrageous credit card debt ( Read more... )

Now.
If there was one big elephant tear rolling down this little gif's cheek, it would accurately depict how I feel!


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1. I have over 30 voicemail messages from the last 2 weeks that I have not listened to ( Read more... )

Wow.
Um.
This was supposed to be a joke quiz, right?


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You Can't Top a Breezy.
Only a Fool Breaks the Breezy.
Ding-Dong! Breezy Calling!
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Breezy.
Breezy Not Included.
If You Can't Beat Breezy, Join Breezy.

And my personal favorite:
Takes a Breezy but it Keeps on Tickin'.

The Advertising Slogan Generator

Lately, Breezy = ugly.
I'm just saying...

Edit: in thought, word, and action at the very least.

I wrote an alcohol inspired, sleep deprived semi-post that mentioned the show last night ( Read more... )

Erm.
Tomorrow.
Eh.
Thursday!

9 - fold laundry
10 - get a new license plate light bulb
11 - fold more laundry and wash the dishes
12 - nap
2 - take a walk, it's so damn nice outside
4 - shower
6 - whatever
9 - big bad hiphop show

"Evacuate their genitals" is the funniest thing I've ever heard ( Read more... )