i hadn't shaved in a while. but the other day whilst showering i decided that maybe i would because miraculously i wasn't running late. well apparantly, i had forgotten how to do it. not only did i cut my right ankle, i cut fucking both sides of my right-foot ankle. screaming in the shower, and bleeding everywhere is not the funnest. maybe ( Read more... )

i forgot how much i missed going on rides with karen. the song where "wait til you see my dick" is repeated more than anything else is a regular in her car. i love it because jo and karen have got the moves, and it is like watching a music video or some shit. and then of course flying down fucking tremont street cuz the dude in the car ahead of ( Read more... )

i am no longer worshipping the porcelain god. score.

brueggers bagels now has a rosemary and olive oil bagel. my critic is that it is good ( Read more... )

a benefit of living in the nati: IT IS SO FUCKING CHEAP TO LIVE HERE ( Read more... )

i saw a terrible movie. the only reason why i went was because andre was in it. it was a brutal two hours. i don't have the kind of money to waste on horrific movies like that. at least i could look at him for a while.

other than that, the nati is the same as it ever was.......

tomorrow at 11:15 am (that's 6:15 for the mass-holes, and 1:15 for the hawaiians) i will be departing from this side of the world back to where i was born. it is strange. time flies. i didn't see people here i promised to see, which sucks and makes me feel like an asshole ( Read more... )

alright. that is it. i am done with this school. i just finished the last paper, and damn it feels good to say goodbye to this system. just a little over a week, and i'll be flyin away. i am quite sad ( Read more... )

the three witches plee-bee, autono, and aliss-biliss are somewhere in ireland right now. they were here in southern england with me for a couple days, and will be heading back my way tomorrow evening. so far so good. they were with me when i found my absolute favorite tree in all of london so far. the biggest tree ever, where the branches reach ( Read more... )

i just saw macbeth.

something wicked this way comes.