Lithuania. You'd better still be there when I get back.

[A slightly static-y tone of voice, and that's all there is. There's no evidence he's even here except for the voice. There's a pause.]

Did that work?

[Another pause, and then a laugh.]

BOO! Hahaha, did I scare you?((OOC: Russia's fully immersed in the second level, so no loud noises ( Read more... )

[He blinks. He's very good at blinking. It doesn't really help, though. Not as much as he thought. Because the room is very nearly blown to pieces. There's shards of wood and tile and metal and computer wires all over the place, and scuff marks all over what remains of the floor. There isn't much of that left, either. Whatever's left is covered in ( Read more... )

[Oh. Hello, Template. Feeling good, are you? Enjoying your Thanksgiving? Guess what! So's Russia. Well, it looks like he's enjoying something, since he's smiling, but if you take a second look, you'd notice that it's...off. Very off. Like it doesn't quite match anything at all. Which is just how he likes it. He's humming a song, too. Tchaikovsky ( Read more... )

I've never heard of Thanksgiving. It's just a silly American holiday, isn't it?

[A sort of strange smile goes here.]

I could make borscht for all of you, if you want.

[He'll make borscht for everyone, anyway. Either way, the strange smile gets replaced with a more...real one. Although in his case it probably looks a bit more fake. It's hard to ( Read more... )

[It's snowing. It's cold outside. And for all intents and purposes, it's winter. He doesn't have much to fight with here. That's never mattered.]

I have an idea! It'll be a lot of fun~

[There's not enough yet for what he has in mind, but that's okay. He's managed to gather enough snow for a snow ball or two, and with no further warning, he throws ( Read more... )

[He's just chilling out in the garden, behind the haunted mansion. No pun intended. He's also still in costume. There's a lot of bottles of vodka around him, and he takes a sip from one of them every few minutes. He grins widely, and stands up, nearly taking a bow.]

Hello~ Anybody want anything to drink? There's lots! Come on, be a friend!

[He ( Read more... )

[AWWW! LOOK! A PANDA! HE'S JUST SO CUTE, OMG! SO CUTE IT CAUSES CAPSLOCKING. Doncha just wanna hug him and pet him and tell him all your problems and feed him bamboo? You know you waaant to~ It's just so impossibly cute and he's sitting right on that bench, all unassuming and smiley and-]

[Hey, has anyone seen Russia today at all? OH WELL. NOT ( Read more... )

[Walking around, staring at the buildings. He's a tiny bit lost. That's okay. There's a key and note in his hand, and he's still wiping dust off his coat with the other.]

I've never been here before. I wonder where I am.

[He asks someone and gets no answer. No one seems to notice him at all, actually.]

Hello~

[...]

I can make you notice me.

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