Ok, I robbed him, but I didn’t murder him. It wasn’t murder. It was self defense. What? Look, I’m trying to tell you everything, if you would stop interrupting me. I was robbing the place. There, you’ve got that on tape how many times now? And I was in the living room. I thought they were away on vacation because the mail had been piling up ( Read more... )

So we get up the next morning, and the sky has done a complete 180, it is sunny, warm, not more than a slight breeze, and generally beautiful out. We check the bus schedual, and determine that we should get the 11 oclock bus in order to make the 3pm ferry, so we go down to teh bus stop. We are hanging out at the bus stop, and we are like, damn, ( Read more... )

Ok, so me and kevin went to denmark last weekend. Here's how that went. What we did was look on lonely planet and other travel sites about what was good to do in denmark, and we found out that there was this tiny ass island called Christianso, which was a 15th century fortress that had been restored and kept up to be exactly like it was in the ( Read more... )

There is a place called New York City where you can buy anything off the street-a giant store where you can pay rock bottom prices for goods of dubious origin. During the day it’s sunglasses and watches, maybe cologne. Often they’re stolen, sold, and re-sold. Factory-direct, in a round-about way, straight to you. Other times they’re shoddy ( Read more... )

“The biggest difference between Europe and the U.S. isn’t foreign policy, it’s restaurants. It just takes longer to get your check.” Tina took another puff of her cigarette and casually flicked away the ashes. She looked up at me with her perfect expression, I’ll get to that in a second, and, with the same hand, turned the ash tray. Not toward ( Read more... )

Went to Switzerland this weekend ( Read more... )

I've played poker 6 times since i've been here, 7 if you count one time heads up vs. nick fox for a euro, and i have one 3 times. I am up in my winnings to the ammount of 76 euro. that is more than 100 dollars US. The great thing about gambling is everyon wins money!!!! However, I am going to start playing less, because when i play poker i stay ( Read more... )

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So we get off the train at venice, and i say, "We're going to walk out the door and there's going to be a big cannal. We're going to have to take a gondolla to our hotel ha ha ha ha ( Read more... )

Florence was awesome ( Read more... )