Whats worse:

Ann Coulter jokes

or

Epic Movie, Date Movie, Meet the Spartans [I only assume that Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans are bad too, I refuse to see them]

Election time? psssh-ah

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LBrDzZCOQtI

Daniel Day-Lewis pwns

Do record companies get money from resold used cds/records/cassettes?

The RIAA should file suit if they don't.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Btw1eh4mitQ

( Representative To Rid Congress Of Gang Members )

Whats with the epidemic of pregnant women just spontaneously dieing right in front of men that would be prime suspects if that woman died.

Pitchfork Gives Music 6.8
Matchbox Twenty's enormous fan base, composed of American record buyers who have a limited interest in music but enjoy the act of shopping.

Still not as good as "Area Bassist Fellated"

Did the power of Fu Manchu's Mongoose lift New York to a victory?