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Well i emailed my dad today. It has been a while because I told my parents not to write because i was pissed at how my wife was treating me. I was trying to be there for her when her dad died on christmas and everything was kosher. She was asking how I was doing then when I told her I was living with another woman she flips on me. She doesnt ( Read more... )

Yeah if anyone wants to see a funny ass picture of a cat go to xxwednesdayxx livejournal on oct 24 date. Its some funny shit. The cat looks fucked up on some shit. For some reason pictures of cats look crazy to me but funny.

(1) Your gender: male ( Read more... )

Yeah today is gay. There is nothing to do and its been about 6 months since Ive had any action. Not even a kiss. God help me please. I hate this sausage fest that I'm in. Only 3 more months left of this shit then I can go home to minnesota. Fuck it I havent heard from my wife for 5 months so I guess its over. Fuck her anyway. ill just leave ( Read more... )

From the Mouths of Kids ( Read more... )

Ok here is some other funny shit that happened to my friend. My friend G always used my computer to find girls and shit and started typing to this girl. They would talk for a few days and she wanted to meet up with him. G said for me and my friend Heiny to come in case she was ugly and shit. Well me being me I brought my video camera along. ( Read more... )

Yo moms got no arms and she shops at Justs-For-Vests ( Read more... )

So I was sitting in my barracks room one day when I was still in the Army and had an idea. I took a shit and grabbed a plastic fork and scooped the shit out and smeared it on a one dollar bill. It was so rank I almost threw up. I had gloves on by the way. I carried the dollar carefully downstairs along with my camera. I placed the dollar on ( Read more... )

Well today is mmds1975's birthday. In case no one knows he and I are both in rehab together along with like 80 other old as people. We are just the few who are 30 and under....well davids 30 today and im 25 but yeah. Im glad his parents came to see him and gave him a few items of clothes smokes and his mother made some good cup cakes that i got ( Read more... )