I asked my friend if he had any good movies and he lent me a movie called Crap. It's basically the guys on Jackass that made a movie. In one of the parts there were these three guys that sat down and drank 100 shots of beer. One shot every minute. After like the 40th shot they were puking and sick to there stomack. Well me being crazy and all ( Read more... )

Here are some movies that are funny as shit when your drunk!!!

1. Cky
2. Cky2k
3. Cky3k
4. Snatch
5. Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
6. Go
7. There's Something About Mary
8. Gummo
9. Julian Donkey Boy
10. Kids

Who here loves the mall? I love the mall. I love it so much that I will skateboard 12 miles just to go to the mall. I really don't go to the mall with any type of agenda. I just go to go. I especially love going around X-mas time. Seeing everyone do their X-mas shopping and families having good times. Good times I never got to experience ( Read more... )

Sorry I haven't written in here for a while....I've been in a shitty mood. I'm still here in the great, wonderful country of Uzbekistan. Today is our 187th day. We should have been back in Ft Bragg NC a week ago but we are not. I hate this fucking place and want to go back to the states. It doesn't look like we will go back to the states now ( Read more... )

I had just gotten off the plain to see my Dad and Stepmom. I was on leave from the military and was excited as shit to see them. I hadn't seen them in about a year or so. I told my Dad I had a ride from the airport to the house, and that he didnt have to meet me there. I had made prior arrangements with a long time school friend to pick me up ( Read more... )

There once was a butterfly,
Floating by,
Landed just a smidgen from my eye,
And I said to my little friend........
GETTTTT THE FUCKKKKK OFFF ME BUUUUGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

Well today is Halloween. A day to go out and get your sacks filled with candy. Well since im stuck here in uzbekistan i guess i wont be able to get any candy today. Yeah Yeah i know im 22 years old but damn it i still love candy too. Last Halloween I really didnt trick or treat, well i treated alot with my friend Morgan. You might know my ( Read more... )

I was getting ready to join the military. All i had was a few days ago. My friends asked if i wanted to go to a party and so i said sure. I then called my friend Jessica and asked if she would accompany me. She was more then happy since i was going to leave in a few days. I picked her up and then we proceeded to janos house. When we got there ( Read more... )

1. First name: SEAN ( Read more... )

I met a female on Aol one day. It was sort of a blind date sort of thing and well when i finially saw her i was very displeased. she was so hideous that i wanted to run but i didnt. We met at applebees and i said that i would take her out. We sat down and i was a little nervous because i was in a wierd situation. We began talking and she had ( Read more... )