literal minded. When someone off handedly say, F___ something...I think of that something actually ...F___ing. Which is usually disgusting. Sometimes funny.

Shits and giggles. Piss and moan. Always has the last word. Breaking wind. This is how my mind works. I'm funny that way. Not always funny Haha, more funny strange.

If you had me alone, locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you have me do?

Then, repost this in your LJ. You might be surprised with the responses you get.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
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pain because of someone. This can never be resolved.

DisorderRatingParanoid Personality Disorder:LowSchizoid Personality Disorder:LowSchizotypal Personality Disorder:LowAntisocial Personality Disorder:LowBorderline Personality Disorder:LowHistrionic Personality Disorder:LowNarcissistic Personality Disorder:LowAvoidant Personality Disorder:LowDependent Personality Disorder:LowObsessive-Compulsive ( Read more... )

back home from Texas for a little while. Feels so freakishly good to be back. I plan on trying to get in some family time as well as do a little computer shopping while I'm back. I might leave my laptop here in order to have a new one shipped to me. I dunno yet. Depends on what I can get on deals.

me and Caleb at the house for awhile.

had in the old days has returned. I'm so freakin' tired. Yet, I can't sleep. I know I won't be able to sleep. I believe 61 hours so far. When it gets closer to midnight. I'll try again.

that phrase. It's not actually french. But..... Holy shit, how many times does it take before my wife realizes that when she's cussing the kids out......that she's fucking cussing at the kids! Not just cussing in the kids general area. She'll get really pissed if anyone else says one impressionably bad word anywhere near where the kids could ( Read more... )

tummy. So yummy, so yummy! Yeah!........oh lord, it's killing me a little inside. lol