Anna: Hey, what's my fruit name? Alison is apricot... what can I be?
Thea: Artichoke!!!
Anna: What the fuck!!! Artichoke?? That's not a fruit!
Thea: Girl, you so fruity you a vegetable.

"It was butterball, BITCH!!! That was some straight turkey." -- T4 to Jill, Nick's backyard, 10:03pm July 4.

I've recently become obsessed with Gawker. Now, this is not because I'm into (weird, obscure) celebrities -- as most of y'all know, that is so five years ago for me -- but rather because I think it's hilarious to read about what assclowns people have the potential to be, and how they maximize their assclownery. All day, every day. Plus, I feel ( Read more... )

tonight, friends: pornography & alcoholic beverages. replete with a strict no circle jerk rule.

this afternoon, i'm meeting with my dad's friend who runs his own firm to see what being a lawyer is all about. isn't that cute? maybe he will give me a job. filing. because i am totally unqualified for anything else.

update: p. 141 of the ( Read more... )

I've forgotten how to read anything that's not on a computer screen (or in a newspaper / magazine). Fuck this. I'ma get readin'. I'ma read me some books.

I'm starting with The Fountainhead . I expect to emerge from in 10 days, shaken and disillusioned. At least it will give me something to do while I'm housesitting. Any objections?

I would like to note that I am playing Def Jam Vendetta on PS2, purchased for $14.95 at Circuit City. And it is the most hilarious shit ever. Yeaaaaaahhhh!!! Unlock this, biatch!!!

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It is not a good idea to go for a run the morning after you've been out drinking and are extremely hung over. Your body will not tolerate such activity. I do wish that I had the foresight to realize this BEFORE I engaged in said idiotic activity. It seemed like a good idea at the time, however, as it was not too hot this morning. Note to self: ( Read more... )

Does the fact that I am watching the Reno 911 marathon (and sort of enjoying it) make me a complete imbecile?

My parents made me watch The Paper Chase yesterday. That was a bad call. Awful movie; the only element in which it was successful was scaring the bejeesus out of me and making me not want to go to law school. Don't watch it! Lesson learned: not all old movies are good movies ( Read more... )

An article about (the uses of) Che iconography, and what his symbol has come to represent, in today's NYT. I love him even though I shouldn't.