Apparently I am officially old now.

[volta]

Dear [my legal name],

Our records show that you haven't yet registered for the benefits of AARP membership, even though you are fully eligible.

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Your temporary membership card is attached. You will receive a permanent card and Membership Kit, with full details on your benefits.

Gah. This is just not rightIn other news, I got carded for a

Comments

[bitty]

maybe that's just a birth certificate you haven't found yet.

[42itous]

Must've been the cane. Guess that's what you get when even you don't know when you were born.

You should take full advantage of your AARP benefits! For instance, when they card you at the liquor store, show them that temporary membership card.

[docorion]

Shoot, AARP has *killer* benefits. You should definitely join! If anyone tells you you aren't old enough, how will they prove it? You've just aged gracefully.

[missdimple]

Does this mean you're going to stop giving me crap about being old? ;)

[shadesong]

*snicker*