we bought each other pabst and pretended they were chocolates ( Read more... )

Jim dog is the baddest motherfucker I've ever met. When Jim dog was born, he smacked the doctor's ass! Why? Just because ( Read more... )

Rest in peace, Walnut.
You were a fountain of bad jokes, bad beer, and drunken fisherman zen.
But...
I ate your last egg.

Do I have a new Walnut growing in my belly?

?

I'm not telling.

The Universe is the Practical Joke of the General, at the Expense of the Particular, quoth FRATER PERDURABO, and laughed ( Read more... )

Happy birthday to Hammy Root today

Krishnamurti was right: forgiveness is resentment. fuck em both.

LAST PERSON WHO ( Read more... )

I am going to meet JENNY and JOE in the Red Monk right now.

twas the night before christmas ( Read more... )

Joe Bourne is an old fucker. Somebody once told me they saw a picture of him in a magazine from the seventies. Joe was an original member of the Grand Old Party, and founder of the Klansmen for Krist. There was a story circulating on the internet about the time he ate five pounds of wet cement and vomited a bird bath, fully set and functional. ( Read more... )