The whole world farts at me. A while after that bald senior citizen farted at me, a black dude leaning against a wall farted at me. This time it was a squeaker. I considered writing about it then, but I thought you would laugh at me. I don't care anymore. I'll be your clown.

I've got a case of the blahs.

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A 5.2 magnitude earthquake woke me up at 4:37 this morning. It lasted about 20-30 seconds, during which time I feared that my old building with the slanted floors would collapse and I in my bed would plunge from the third story to the basement ( Read more... )

Real Time with Bill Maher: 3am Call Of Duty: Mission Bosnia!

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Maybe it's my obsessive personality, but I've spent far more time than I would like figuring out how to cook. What the hell do you do, dear readers, to feed yourselves in a reasonably nutritious and appetizing way that doesn't take forever?

First, I really feel sorry for Hillary Clinton ( Read more... )

Barack Obama has a spectacular butt.

I should stop trying to predict the Democratic side. I apparently don't understand my own party very well. Maybe my former analysis was correct. Maybe when it comes down to crunch time, Democrats will want what seems to me to be the safer bet. Perhaps the caucus system skewed this because, supposedly, the second-tier candidates asked their ( Read more... )