... not as I do

Oct 21, 2009 23:39

In what will undoubtedly become my famous last words:

Fuck you, H1N1, come and get me. Do your worst.
I fucking dare you.

Now, should my tempting of Fate come back to bite me in the influenza-riddled ass, you can all laugh at me and my plight. Should I subsequently take a turn for the worst and die, I give my future eulogist permission to call ( Read more... )

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poopoochan October 22 2009, 16:50:23 UTC
My mother always suggests I get the shot. But I've never had the flu. Ever.

I like the phrase "antiviral moneyshot" by the way.

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cadster October 25 2009, 08:05:18 UTC
Flewshotzorz, antiviral moneyshot...this post is full of win.

I've never had a single flu shot in my entire life, and I've never had the flu until earlier this year. And even then it was pretty mild; I never got the nausea or other completely unpleasant effects of the flu. It just knocked me on my ass for a couple of days, then with the help of a few pills I was back to normal.

Instead of dressing up as A doctor, how about dressing up as THE Doctor! Complete with Sonic Screwdriver!!!!

And congrats on the promotion. About damn time already, yeah?

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