"Hopefully this will be seen correctly as a metaphor for puberty and its awakening of primal drives"

You had Peter Parker wake up covered in web, man.  Wet, white, sticky webbing all over the sheets.  That's not making sweet, sweet love to beautiful metaphor; that's artlessly banging the point over and over (like your filthy whore mom).

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Isabella Mastache is a weird designer.


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"Detroit, Imaho..."
"I have heard that, yes."
"--Omaha!"

I love my mom. She manages to make unintentional yo mama jokes about herself.

Robert Gibbs said the Democrats might actually lose Majority status.

( pointless bitching )

The Oral Sex Light: Don't go down without it. - Amazon.com


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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kat!

1. Kat can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
2. If you drop Kat from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
3. Kat can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
4. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Kat!
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Sooo I dreamt that I had to journey through this swamp, and I got attacked by a vole or something but it wasn't really a big deal, in fact I was more alarmed that my pants were getting all muddy and wouldn't that be so terribly unpleasant later on.  Apparently I was searching for Morrigan, who was back with her mother for some reason and possibly ( Read more... )

Dollhouse is sexist because there are attractive women being attractive, and they're prostituting women (but not the men because I say so).

If I had a desk, it'd be broken by now.  I remember hearing this stupidity before the show was on the air, and even after its inevitable cancellation, it still annoys me.  I know I have hindsight in my favor on ( Read more... )