Will you stop
basting the ocelot?!

I feel like
snuggling the spindle.

Shut the door! I'm
soiling the hedgehog!

Returning after her mysterious disappearance, she sheepishly admitted she had been
flogging the batmobile.

Needless to say, I promptly began
cleaning the predator.

Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.
yodeling in the Appalachian ( Read more... )

I saw this on honorableshadow 's lj while looking for Dragon Age icons, and felt like filling it out.

1. Your favourite character:

Alistair.  The funniest character in a game chock-full of them, and all sweet and cuddly and...  Yeah, I'm pretty fond of him.  (Damn you, David Gaider.)  I like most of the characters, though, as I'm a big fan of snark and woobieness ( Read more... )

TITLE: Mass Effect: Retaliation
RATING: M
FANDOM: Mass Effect
CHARACTERS: Shepard, Garrus, Jack, Zaeed, Aria, many cameos
PAIRINGS: fem!Shepard/Garrus (mentioned: femShep/Kaidan)
WORD COUNT: 10,867 (both parts total)
WARNINGS: Violence, torture, adult language, truly reprehensible innuendo. Spoilers for Mass Effect 2 and Lair of the Shadow ( Read more... )

TITLE: Mass Effect: Retaliation
RATING: M
FANDOM: Mass Effect
CHARACTERS: Shepard, Garrus, Jack, Zaeed, Aria, many cameos
PAIRINGS: fem!Shepard/Garrus (mentioned: femShep/Kaidan)
WORD COUNT: 10,867 (both parts total)
WARNINGS: Violence, torture, adult language, truly reprehensible innuendo. Spoilers for Mass Effect 2 and Lair of the Shadow ( Read more... )

http://www.krdo.com/news/25152221/detail.html

Oh, Boulder.  Don't ever change.

There's a reason Mork fit right in there.

Title: Shepard's Dossier
Fandom: Mass Effect
Rating: PG
Warnings: Spoilers for Mass Effect 2, implied spoilers for Lair of the Shadow Broker (concept).  Some dark subject matter (nothing not already in the game).
Summary: Shepard's allies aren't the only ones with deeply personal messages and information collected on them.  No one, especially not the ( Read more... )

 ( pointless procrastination )