Ah, I don't suppose that anyone has seen a small flock of young ducks?

Ah, it seems that there is some rumor that my family and I have done some . . . inappropriate things. I assure everyone that these rumors are completely unfounded and untrue.

In other news, I hear my eldest son, Edward has found himself a job at the university in Central City. Congratulations, Edward.

Ah, it would seem that I've been absent for quite some time. I do apologize for that, however I've only just recently returned to human form from being a duck. It appears I've missed quite a lot, including an influx of some rather new faces.

Though it is rather late, I welcome you to bnf_brawl.

Also, I have a few icons to share.

( The Sins Nightmare )

I see that the people of the Multi Fandom Library of Everything have sorted all of this confusion out. I am still a water fowl, but that seems to be helping me take care of the ducklings. I was able to rig together a way to open the door as well so that we now don't have to worry about running out of pellets before I turn back.

Ah, this is a rather interesting development: It seems that, whatever is turning others into animals is spreading ( Read more... )

It seems the ducklings have made themselves comfortable in my bathtub.


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Ah, it seems I have a few visitors of the same variety as many others, though clearly not as many.


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I trust everyone that attended had a good time at Greed's club the other night ( Read more... )

Envy, Dante, what have you done?

I suppose I should make an introductory post? That seems to be the way it's done here.

My name is Hohenheim Elric. I'm certain that my last name sounds familiar to some of you, that is because Edward and Alphonse are my sons. Of course he doesn't use the name Elric anymore, but Envy was also once my eldest son.