TM # 250 - Write page 57 of your 300-page autobiography.
Chapter 5
In which my biological father explains himself

As I've mentioned in previous chapters, I had somehow found myself to be the ward of one Nathaniel Richards. The irony was not lost on myself, as I'm sure Victor would succumb to his rage having learned that my well being was in the hands ( Read more... )

[TM # 246]
What are the five steps to a successful negotiation?
The following "steps" are those that have been programmed taught by my former master. I have found that they do indeed work wonders when negotiations are not proceeding as you wish.

* Ensure that those you are negotiating with are fully aware that your solution is best.
* The above may be ( Read more... )

[TM # 243]
If you could be in the Olympics (summer or winter), what event/sport would you want to do most? Why?

Truth be told, I have boycotted all Olympic events until the commission recognizes Latveria as a sovereign nation perfectly capable of participating.

Obviously it would be completely unfair to my fellow denizens if I even considered a ( Read more... )

[TM # 242]
Write about a time that you were the bearer of bad news.

OOC NOTE OF DOOM: We interrupt your normally scheduled Kristoff for a bit of crack.THE ODD COUPLE : IN HELL - PILOT TEASER ( Read more... )

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[OTC #10.1]
Insanity or just misunderstood?

Insanity is completely relative to the life one leads. If one spends their time with super powered individuals their reality is far different than that of the old woman who surrounds herself with felines, however both are considered to be equally unbalanced in comparison to those who place such labels upon ( Read more... )

Ten places you've had sex or places you'd like to.

I'm assuming that this list will have you all viewing me as a degenerate, however the majority of these were not of my choosing. This may also be the result of a certain woman threatening to destroy a potentially lucrative weaponry prototype if I don't indulge her. One would think that a person's ( Read more... )

[TM # 239]
Hair

OOC NOTE OF DOOM: Umm, personal fanon mixed with not!dead Kristoff's history and my own sick twisted crack. For the record, any Val Von Doom's mentioned here are not
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3. What are your personal responsibility and accountability in your recovery process?

[Locked to Group]

Victor is the reason I am the way I am today.

Due to situations that I could not control as a youth, my mind has been altered to a state that I cannot truly be held responsible for. As a result my coping stratagems are hardly appropriate and need ( Read more... )

 The Audio of Being » Matthew Good Band

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