003 [Offline/'Accidental' video]

[vowtoblood]

[You know what this post-apocalyptic city needs? More hot steamy girl on girl action. The video clicks on to show a bathroom, although it's a little hard to tell who's in the shower through the curtain. Offscreen someone is giggling and you can practically hear the Jaws theme music, when suddenly there is SCREAMING SO MUCH ANGRY SCREAMING oshit

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[Offline/Video/lolwhat]

[dreams_are_mine]

[Rhode is just laughing her ass off. It's hard to get out the words between giggles.]

But I just... Wanted to wash your back~

[Offline/Video/we are terrible people]

[vowtoblood]

[INCOHERENT RAGE I am yelling something about killing you and rape and getting the fuck out of my house whilst KICKING YOU IN THE FAAAAACE]

[Offline/Video/Terrible in the BEST WAY bb]

[dreams_are_mine]

[Rolling out of the way and flinging soap at you in general uselessness. Still laughing. You know this is being recorded right, Lenalee?]

[Offline/Video/Well of course ♥]

[vowtoblood]

Get out!! [Damn it why do I take the anklets off to shower, I would so be kicking holes in you if I had my Innocence. As it is I'm just punching you a lot >( Also NO. I HAVE NO IDEA. So I'm not even making much of an attempt to cover myself from the camera sob]

[Video] lmfao what the fuck is this you two.

[marsfireignite]

[Video] THIS is proof that we should not be allowed to plot things together

[vowtoblood]

[brb beating up a naked little girl. Just wait until I figure out that thing is on, just wait.]

[Video] Poor molested Lenalee.

[marsfireignite]

Guys.

[Video] It's the risk you take when you're a DGM character. Sob.

[vowtoblood]

[Wait was that- Oh no. Oh hell no, breaking away from Rhode and blocking the screen] She's recording this!!?

[voice]

[sauceytomato]

[NOT LOOKING NOT LOOKING.]

...Might wanna turn it off.

[voice]

[vowtoblood]

[Ohgodwhatmorepeopleno, scrabbling to turn it off] I'm going to kill her!

[voice]

[sauceytomato]

Please do.

[voice]

[vowtoblood]

She harasses you too? [Turning the PCD and getting a towel]

[Video.]

[dark_thespian]

[HE IS SO NOT STARING For very long.] RHODE! Get away from her!

[SO MUCH RAGE HERE, YOU DO NOT ASSAULT A LADY. He'll never get the sight of those long legs out of his head. Komui is going to murder him.]

[Video.]

[vowtoblood]

Allen get off the PCD! [Turning it around and reaching for the off button, you are the LAST person I want to see this. THERE IS QUITE A RUCKUS COMING FROM THE BATHROOM.]

[Video]

[dark_thespian]

[He's covering his eyes by this point like a true gentleman...or it could be insult. Your choice.] I'm not looking! But how the bloody hell did she get in the bathroom?!

[Oh god he can't ever take a shower in there can he? CAN HE? He adds in a careful and concerned tone despite the blush visible on the edges of his face.] If you erm, can get a towel to cover yourself I can get her out of there.

[Video]

[vowtoblood]

I don't know! [Oh hell definitely grabbing a towel and going to get dressed, NOTHING IS SAFE EVER. We have to have a talk to Merlin about feeding her when she comes round >(]

She's going to the kitchen, I want her out of the house! This- [I feel so violated this must be how you feel like ALL the time]

[Video]

[freyasknight]

[Aw, poor baby Rain. Yuca should totally install a parent lock on his PCD for dirty things like this.]

...

[Video]

[dreams_are_mine]

[Oops. Poor kid--on the other hand Rhode has nothing to show off, and Lenalee is really pretty, so maybe he's lucky?]

Hi Rain~

[Video]

[freyasknight]

[Does. Not. Compute.]

M-miss Rhode...

[Video]

[dreams_are_mine]

Yes?