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vsquared_k

Midget

Jul 03, 2011 05:16

Title: Midget
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Faberry
Words: 1000+
Summary: Crack!fic. Rachel is small everywhere. In which Quinn is a dick about Rachel's dick.
Warning: The warning is actually kind of, uh, a twist. So, like, if you really want to see, highlight: Girl!Peen

( Quinn really really needed Rachel to know that she was perfectly fine with losing both the game, her soberginity and her girlginity... )

rating: nc-17, genre: humour, character: rachel, oneshot, character: quinn, fandom: glee, pairing: quinn/rachel

Comments 61

mjacton July 3 2011, 19:48:21 UTC

That was kind of incredibly funny!

vsquared_k July 5 2011, 05:29:25 UTC

only kind of? ;)

mjacton July 5 2011, 14:56:09 UTC

LOL...Well, I guess I was kind of suprised by how funny it was considering it was so awkward.

But, really, that's the best kind of funny.

vsquared_k July 6 2011, 11:41:28 UTC

I LOVE awkward funny! It always makes me laugh a little harder :P

winstonta July 3 2011, 20:30:19 UTC

lol you're right. Not just are they always huge, but apparently they are always 8.5". Not eight, not nine, eight and a HALF.

In other news, I wish there was more Rachel with a peen g!peen fic. The Quinn fics are hot, don't get me wrong, but Rachel needs some of that lovin' too.

Okay, seriously, I need to get away from fanfic for an hour or so, so that I can wrap up this paper. But I thought that 30% was a good enough milestone to allow me to read fic :D

Awesome yet again, btw.

vsquared_k July 5 2011, 05:31:09 UTC

Bahahaha 8.5 cm or BUST! I thank you for your kind words :)

Rachel and peen... I've seen some pretty good ones though. I just can't seem to recall them off the top of my head.

winstonta July 5 2011, 05:35:32 UTC

my tired American brain does not remember how big 8.5 cms is. *thinks about finding a ruler... doesn't even move*

I'll figure it out tomorrow. I think inches are bigger, though lol

vsquared_k July 5 2011, 05:49:23 UTC

I MEANT TO SAY INCHES BUT I FAILED MISERABLY.

However, not so much, because I envisioned Rachel to be about 3.5 inches in the fic, and 8.5 cm = 3.35 inches hahaha

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docebarbara July 3 2011, 22:23:57 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

Poor Rachel!

vsquared_k July 5 2011, 05:31:45 UTC

successssss :D

slacker_d July 4 2011, 00:20:17 UTC

Ahhh, poor Rachel. Didn't stop me from laughing though.

vsquared_k July 5 2011, 05:32:09 UTC

Yes!! I'm so pleased right now :)