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vsquared_k

Midget

Jul 03, 2011 05:16

Title: Midget
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Faberry
Words: 1000+
Summary: Crack!fic. Rachel is small everywhere. In which Quinn is a dick about Rachel's dick.
Warning: The warning is actually kind of, uh, a twist. So, like, if you really want to see, highlight: Girl!Peen

( Quinn really really needed Rachel to know that she was perfectly fine with losing both the game, her soberginity and her girlginity... )

rating: nc-17, genre: humour, character: rachel, oneshot, character: quinn, fandom: glee, pairing: quinn/rachel

Comments 61

hippo_crat July 4 2011, 01:49:03 UTC

I just feel really bad for Rachel.

look what you did, V

vsquared_k July 5 2011, 05:32:47 UTC

AWWWWWW :(
two people i hold in the highest regard found it unfunny :(
I'M SORRY FOR MAKING YOU FEEL BAD

hippo_crat July 6 2011, 02:22:53 UTC

Shhhhh, just cuddle.

And be super nice to Rachel in your next fic.

vsquared_k July 6 2011, 11:38:52 UTC

whatifidon'twannabenice

Okay :D

husky04 July 4 2011, 01:58:51 UTC

Bad Quinn, making fun of poor little Rachie like that., but still ROTFLMAO at this

vsquared_k July 5 2011, 05:33:34 UTC

Yes, Quinn needs to work on her nice a little bit haha

mm_burnttoast July 4 2011, 06:21:01 UTC

Oh goodness, I felt bad for Rachel.. I did.. But this was funny.

vsquared_k July 5 2011, 05:42:49 UTC

Oh good :D I hoped it would be :D

morte206 July 4 2011, 09:27:33 UTC

In HS my best friend through a wild party one weekend where I somehow ended up passed out on the floor of her sister's walk in closet. When I came to enough to try and leave I couldn't because her sister obviously easn't alone. I sat on the floor of the closet quietly until in the heat of the moment she asked the guy she was with "Is it in yet?".

Honestly i don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life.

Tonight came close.

vsquared_k July 5 2011, 05:43:27 UTC

OH MY GOD BEST ANECDOTE EVER.

I can't believe it. I would have DIED
And to say I got close today, with this fic...
I'm honoured.

motylik July 4 2011, 10:02:49 UTC

Poor Rachel. I kind of want a sequel though lol cause this was hilarious lol

vsquared_k July 5 2011, 05:44:33 UTC

Oh goodness. If I could, I would... but I started running out of descriptors for penis while writing this that I personally didn't find awkward... so adding to this !verse would be incredibly jarring for me...

But the fact that you think it could use a sequel makes me very pleased. :D